She is taking what the Terrans refer to as "selfies", O Tooth Decay of the Smiles of Theta! Honestly, this has been a bad day all around. There has been a lot of consumption of energy food that has been "cooked up" in the kitchen, and the result is a truly manic series of behaviors. The oddest has been her response to the children and Main Squeeze who are also domiciled here at the base camp. When they try and talk to the Large-Jawed Woman she stares straight through them and says "I am not here." It's a little confusing for everyone.

Minion Bruce and minions-in-training Chad and Brad (they're twins! Bruce picked them up hitchhiking last week outside of Santa Cruz, and he has high hopes for their minionhood) have invited me to celebrate the Terran feast of giving gratitude to their deity. I am supposed to bring 10 lbs of a Terran cooking substance called "Crisco" to assist them in their festival. Sounds like fun!

Your obedient minion, Illuminati