Thursday, October 10, 2013
I've managed to sneak out to an internet cafe, O Mighty Shovel. The Large-Jawed Woman lost her service for a few days due to the usual reason, although I have to admit that it didn't stop her. She just kept typing away, cackling like a hen, and I don't think she ever really noticed that when she posted on the internnet nothing happened. Things have been a little crazy otherwise, She has been living off ahuman Californian delicacy called Spaghetti-Os. It's so convenient! You don't even have to heat it up, and she eats it directly from the tin in which it is packed, much like our own gorbzed. We have rarely left the domicile, save only to make what the Large-Jawed Woman refers to as a "hooch run" before the elderly human known as "Jim" arrives. However, they don't always consume the liquid refreshment. Twice they have gone into the cooking chamber and emerged very happy after a brief session consuming something, but they can't do that anymore (there was a fire, the sort that always seems to occur in the Large-Jawed Woman's cooking chambers wherever she resides. So they have returned to liquid consumption, but only of the healthiest sort. The front of each bottle clearly labels it as being produced at "Boone's Farm", and honestly, Your Hip Hoppity-ness, what could be better for a human than something produced on a farm? After they have consumed mass amounts of the farm goodness, they frequently entertain each other with remembrances of their work with birds. Specifically, they can recall of lot of "pigeons" whom they "fleeced". I'm not sure what that word "fleeced" means, but it does go to show that when it comes to animals, the Large-Jawed Woman does in fact have a ventricle of aurum, doesn't it? As she said only last night, "All of my animals love me!" and "Jim" agreed, because he clinked his bottle with hers and said, "Especially the ones that done survived you!", which I think was a reference to her Recent Difficulties with Animal Control. After awhile, though, the two of them fall asleep from the effects of all that Boone's Farm goodness, and then the stillness of the night is only disturbed by their frequent belches and eructations from their nether regions. On nights when she has been hitting the Spaghetti-Os kind of hard, it can get a little thick in the room, so that's why I thought I would take the opportunity to report it from off-base. Your faithful Minion, Illuminati.
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I have repeatedly demand that you ‘cease and desist’ from making false, defamatory and libelous statements concerning me. The statements you and others have made about me have been blatant fabrications, self-serving, and demonstrate a course of conduct calculated to harass and oppress. Such conduct exposes you and all involved to substantial liability. I strongly caution you to refrain from further such publications or other communications to third parties. None of you should infer, based on incomplete information or the absence of information, that certain events happened, or did not happen, in my life. Such fallacious, incomplete, incorrect, and deliberately libelous reports concerning me and my life imperil my my existing economic benefits, resulting in substantial damages to me.
ReplyDeleteSignificant efforts to educate you regarding the real facts have been put forth in the past, evidently with little effect. Please be advised of the current state of case law on this subject, as explained by the United States Supreme Court in Milkovich v. Lorain Journal Co., 497 U.S. 1, 17-18, 111 L. Ed. 2d 1, 110 S. Ct. 2695, 2705-2706 (1990):
…If a speaker says, “In my opinion John Jones is a liar,” he implies a knowledge of facts which lead to the conclusion that Jones told an untruth. Even if the speaker state the facts upon which he bases his opinion, if those facts are either incorrect or incomplete, or if his assessment of them is erroneous, the statement may still imply a false assertion of fact. Simply couching such statements in terms of opinion does not dispel these implications[.]
As Judge Friendly aptly stated: [It] would be destructive of the law of libel if a writer could escape liability for accusations of [defamatory conduct] simply by using, explicitly or implicitly, the words “I think” [Citation omitted] A defendant in a libel case is accountable and liable “for what is insinuated as well as for what is stated explicitly”. Kapellas v. Koffman, 1 Cal, 3 d 20, 33, 81 Cal. Rptr. 360 33 (1969).
It is well established that “defamation by implication stems not what is literally stated, but what is implied. White v. Fraternal Order of Police, 909 F. 2d 512, 518 (D.C. Cir. 1990) (recognizing the possibility that a defamatory inference may be derived from a factually accurate news report)...Publication of incomplete and hence misleading information may give rise to liability for defamation since the incomplete presentation of facts may imply an actionable false assertion of fact. Ringler Associates Inc. v. Maryland Cas. Co., 80 Cal. App. 4th 1165, 1180, 96 Cal.Rptr. 2d 136, 149 (2002): see also, Milkovich v. Lorain Journal Co., 497 U.S. 1, 19. 110 S. Ct. 2695, 2706, 111 L. Ed. 1, 18 (1990) (incomplete facts still imply false assertions of fact): see also, Rodriguez v. Panayiotou, 314 F. 3d 979, 985 (9th Cir. 2002).
In the coming days you will be personally served with several legal documents including but not limited to a civil harassment restraining order. There is no legal justification for the creation of this false, libelous and defamatory blog about me and or my life and I have warned you to cease and desist but you refuse because your an mentally disturbed human being.
Ms. Oma Hamou
O Unknown Person, you are interfering with the work of the Grand Shovel and the Orbs of Theta! Cease and desist your unwelcome intrusions into matters that concern you not! Otherwise we will file suit in the Intergalactic Court of Justice and Stuff Like That, using the precedents of Skywalker vs. Vader, 201B.518x (Tatooine, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away), Kirk vs. The Lights of Zetar, 5477.3, ( Starbase 6,Stardate 3312.6) and Potter vs. Voldemort, 908876.3, (Hogwarts, 2012). In the coming days documents will be beamed into your domicile, including, but not limited to, a large sheet of paper with a big smiley face!
ReplyDeleteMs. Oma Hamou published this response on her forum:
ReplyDeleteI am going to show this response to my cease and desist communication to the Judge today and see if she finds anything on this blog funny a long with your name and all the other things you have done to me because of Bob Atchison and his Alexander Palace Time Machine. Neither the Los Angeles Sheriff's department or the FBI in Los Angeles, California found anything you've ever published on the web or in third party communications about me funny but maybe this Judge, will. :wink:
Anyhow, I will be seeing you in court! :P
Oma Hamou