I almost forgot, O Dating Service of the Celestial Beings! "Glenda" and I have hit it off pretty well. "Glenda" has also become very close to Minion Bruce, who took us both to the beach a few days ago while the Large-Jawed Woman was spending the day attempting to gain entry into a building designated by the over-government of this planet --- government --- for the investigation of crimes. As you know from previous reports, she does this frequently, so "Glenda", Bruce and I figured we could skip a day of surveillance. As long as she insists upon carrying the three dozen large boxes of computer printouts, the Large-Jawed Woman will always be defeated in her attempts to enter the building. Especially these days, when she is reduced to trying to climb in ground-floor windows that open onto their waste-disposal centers.

Here are "Glenda" and Your Unworthy Minion. "Glenda" thinks this is the most fascinating planet, I mean place his/her species has ever visited. He keeps watching the Large-Jawed Woman and saying "No one on Freepdor is going to believe this!"