Hail to Thee, O Semi-Autonomous Scooper of the Droppings of Thetan Wisdom,

The Large-Jawed Woman has seized control of her Elder Friend's cellular communication device and is beaming out messages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD6kmIT-1Tc



Your faithful Minion was trapped under the couch during this filming. Nothing in Minion Academy prepared me for this outfit. Nothing. Four of my eyeballs have been permanently impaired. I will be filing for Minion's Compensation Benefits.