O Mighty Carbuncle on the Hind Quarters of Zazu Pitts! Someone has been filing false reports to the Home Planet using my name! I hope you know, O Mighty and Grand Implement of Dirt Removal, that would never, ever refer to Your Flatulence as "cheap white Christmas trailer-park trash"! It wasn't me! Please save the transmission signature. When I called Theta home about this, I made the Assistant Secretary for Minions read them to me, and I can assure you, they did not originate with your faithful minion. No, sirree, Elak 5!