Tuesday, September 24, 2013

The transmission to the Mother Ship headquarters has been hijacked, O Frijole of the Nine Worlds! I do not know who this "Unknown" is, but he/she/it is clearly jealous of the Large-Jawed Woman (as indeed so many are, O Enchilada of Doom!)and her manifold accoutrements, for he/she/it claims to possess rainment of equal beauty, which is clearly impossible, as it does not appear to be festooned with Korean flags! I have heard the Large-Jawed Woman speak of this many times, O 48 Ounce Slurpee of the Inner Rings! The world is filled with those who covet her perfectly enhanced primary mammalian characteristics, and as for her buttocks, well, don't get the Large-Jawed Woman started on how many envy those callipygian mounds. It is necessary to flood the internet with images of all of these bodily parts in order to satisfy the demands of the adoring public and papparazzi! Which is fortunately no problem at all for the Large-Jawed Woman, because there are lots of pictures to draw from. Of course, they are all from twenty to twenty-five solar rotations ago, but as she says, "the hicks lookin' at 'em don't know that for shit!" Still no decision upon her attire for the morning, O Moonpie of the Dark Reaches, but the Jim man gave up and left. It's alright, though. The Large-Jawed Woman is now doing the voices for herself, the stuffed beagle and the bag of sand. Your unworthy Minion, Illuminati.

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  1. Ms. Hamou knows who is the author of this web blog about her and so do the police.

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