O Mighty and all-Powerful Gobsmacker of the Elder Lords of Theta! I have only this to report --- the Large-Jawed Woman is out of the trunk and back into the house. This evening the Main Squeeze grew tired of the never-ending shrieks issuing from the trunk of the Lime Green Gremlin and released the Large-Jawed Woman. She promptly re-entered the house and stood before the fabled portrait of her as the Divina Tsarina, screaming "Tell Mama she's pretty!!!" again and again until finally the Main Squeeze had no alternative but to mumble something about the Large-Jawed Woman's attractiveness. Having accomplished this, the Large-Jawed Woman has retreated to the sleep chamber, where her loud inhalations of breath are disturbing the quiet night air. And on this note, I close this transmission, O Fluffer of the Divine Gonads. Morning will undoubtedly come. And the Large-Jawed Woman will bestir herself and return to her endless typing. Your weary minion, Illuminati.