O Mighty Shovel! Things are getting a little strange out here in Large-Jaw land, and you may want to think about the fact that it is a three-foot tall space alien transmitting that information back to the homebase on Theta. At one point today she blew the trunk hood off the Gremlin, O Divine Wind of the Nether Regions! Fortunately the Main Squeeze was right there with tire chains to stuff her back in, but not before we heard her shrieking at someone named "Sonuvabeeyotch", whoever that might be! Whoever it is, he has trouble keeping something called his "divinity-damned dingle in his britches", whatever that means. She seemed quite upset. Minion Bruce detected the smell of something called "Brimstone" in the air, although once the hood came off there was a rush of bad air all around us. Similar to that emitted by the Elder Gods of Theta after that time we brought the burritos back from earth California for them to taste!