Things are getting even stranger, O Dark Overlord of the Smurfs! The Large-Jawed Woman has begun to recruit strange groups of those Terrans from south of the California Border! But then she orders them into other clothing!

She keeps screaming that they are at Thermopylae and that the Persians are coming after her and that they must fight the Persians, even though they are imaginary! But the Persians are stalking her!!!

The Large Jawed Woman herself is claiming that she will lead them in battle.

And they are chanting "Hubba, hubba!" over and over. She has also told them that her Elderly Friend is her mate!

Honestly, I am starting to crack, O Hairpiece of the Trumps!

And Minion Wannabe Bruce is just sleeping in his truck!

Your faithful minion, Illuminati