So the Large-Jawed Woman wasn't invited to the Oscars, but there was an enigmatic after-party, O Lord of the Nose Hairs of Theta! "Glenda" and I attended, wearing festive native attire to blend in. It wasn't very interesting, although the Large-Jawed Woman did do a lot of sputtering about how the "gays" (whatever those are) control Hollywood, and have stopped her career from happening. Minion Bruce said that the Large-Jawed Woman is full of it, and that the "gays" (whatever those are) could have only helped the Large-Jawed Woman by steering her away from what he called "questionable fashion choices" (whatever those are). Anyhow, O Heterosexual of Heterosexuals, here are some photos from the after party given by the Large-Jawed Woman.

I provided some music with a Terran instrument. "Glenda" also donned a matching outfit, but we made the mistake of not going formal, as you can see from the pictures of the Large-Jawed Woman's Main Squeeze, who changed from his normal daily attire into something Oscar-worthy. The Large-Jawed Woman wore a matching outfit, but wasn't quite finished with her hair when the paparazzi arrived, so she also posed for a headshot later. And finally, there is a picture of the table spread! It was some party!

O Mighty Shovel, it is I, your unworthy Minion! The Old Man came by today to pick up the Large-Jawed Woman to take her to the Terran Bureau of Investigation! The Large-Jawed Woman is currently attempting to convince people of her Native-to-this-continent background (Minion Bruce's theory is that she thinks it will gain her legal immunity as a documented member of is referred to as another "nation", or more likely, they are planning to knock over a casino on the way home). Either way, she forced him to match her attire and makeup.

As "Glenda" says, it is certainly never boring on this assignment.

We're not entirely sure they know what they are doing. On the other hand, the Large-Jawed Woman's dress did jingle.

Bruce wanted me to be sure that I posted his picture too!

I almost forgot, O Dating Service of the Celestial Beings! "Glenda" and I have hit it off pretty well. "Glenda" has also become very close to Minion Bruce, who took us both to the beach a few days ago while the Large-Jawed Woman was spending the day attempting to gain entry into a building designated by the over-government of this planet --- government --- for the investigation of crimes. As you know from previous reports, she does this frequently, so "Glenda", Bruce and I figured we could skip a day of surveillance. As long as she insists upon carrying the three dozen large boxes of computer printouts, the Large-Jawed Woman will always be defeated in her attempts to enter the building. Especially these days, when she is reduced to trying to climb in ground-floor windows that open onto their waste-disposal centers.

Here are "Glenda" and Your Unworthy Minion. "Glenda" thinks this is the most fascinating planet, I mean place his/her species has ever visited. He keeps watching the Large-Jawed Woman and saying "No one on Freepdor is going to believe this!"

Greetings, O Divine Alfredo Sauce of the Linguine of the Gods. Things are getting very weird here. The Large-Jawed Woman spent a strange day arranging space containers in the backyard today, muttering to herself about something about creating Omskoe Selo with the help of an entity called the United Parcel Service. And then later, while I was in sleep-cycle, I was awakened by loud Terran music and this.